Memorable love quotes from ‘Elixir Diamas and The Repenting Were™ ©’

Memorable love quotes from

“Elixir Diamas and The Repenting Were™ ©”

 

 Juliane Mother: You are easy to fall in love

Juliane:No, I may have crush easily on guys, but I don’t fall in love easily, mother

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(Juliane and her friends are chattering in the field in the afternoon day)

Maria: Love hurts, that’s why I don’t want to fall in love for the rest of my life, ever again!

Kathy: I just broke up last week and that made me want to harpoon straight to my ex’s head

Juliane: Well, I don’t know what its like to fall in love, but when I fall in love, I will believe it all the way implicitly and unquestionable.

 —

Father Parise: Love all things in this world, whether its dead or alive.

 —

Juliane’s grandfather: Dear, love never comes easy. But when you find it, never let it go, but don’t force it, let it just grow like a fresh blooming lily.

—

Ursula: Are you out of mind, what kind of crazy thoughts you have inside? Just do what I said and you’re gonna be alright!

Juliane: No, I won’t. I’m sorry. I just only want to be alone, let only my heart tell me what to do

 —

 

(in Juliane’s grandfather dying day)

Juliane’s Grandfather: Dear, life is too short. You have to face this life without me, there are so many great things out there if you really open your eyes, and do things you think its right, whether everything turns bad or good, if you want to realise, there is nothing to loose.

—

Castor: I don’t know whats happening in my mind, its like storming and turning upside down to my stomach and my intestines are like twisting.

 —

Juliane’s Mother: Juliane, don’t talk to stranger!

Juliane: He’s from the Forrest, he’s good guy, mom. He was here to tell us that we don’t have to worry about the stray dogs, coz they’re all gone.

Juliane’s Mother: Get inside! And as I said, don’t talk to stranger; he might have his evilish personal motives on you

Juliane: No, we’re friends. I don’t judge book from its cover mom, he’s really good.

 —

 

Castor: I might have scared you away. I am a werewolf; I’ve lost my faith to God long time ago when I got cursed. But I pray for you.

 —

Juliane: I’m going away, for months or even forever

John: Where are you going? You are supposed to marry that rich Balerote lad.

Juliane: I’m going to help Castor to find Elixir Diamas. It’s to cure his curse, and its really important to his life

John: He is not human! You are crazy! He will kill you when he turns to a were! Trust me, its safer for you to be here.

Juliane: No, he won’t. I trust him with all my heart. I love him!

John: Insanity! Get back home, if you leave this place, you won’t be allowed to return for the rest of your life!

(Juliane went away)

—

(it was in a middle of fighting with Belzebub, the guardian of the elixir)

Castor: Being human is all I want, but if it takes me to be a werewolf forever to save her, so be it.

 —

Juliane: I’m sorry; you should’ve become a human if it’s not because of me.

Castor: No, it’s not your fault. I am human already. When you are with me, It’s more than an elixir could give me.

 —

Castor: Would you marry a werewolf like me, Juliane?

—

Tuturouk’s clairvoyant: Demise is the only cure for his curse since the Elixir has been devastated. But he can make it controlable if only you can help him forgive himself, and teach him the way of acceptance. There’s no other way.

 —

Anthony The Watermelon

for Anthony Sullivan, whom I missed the most

In my younger day, i spent my time knowing people
i was so famous in my own town because of my out-going nature
but only one person that didnt even know i existed
He never said hi to me
nor smiled or even gave me a single wink

Anthony the watermelon, people called him
he had a real big head
unfortunately with no eyes, no nose, and no mouth
he even had no holes on his face not even a single scar
but he had couple of ears at least – with no holes
so people in town gave him a glasses for his bday present
his head grew bigger everyday
and probably that was the reason why the US army undrafted him from the list
for a suicidal bomb misunderstanding reason

but one day, Anthony fell in love with a tiny normal lady
and they got married by the church
Anthony was so lucky as the town chief came to help him state the vows to his bride
It was such a memorable moment i had in my life
to watch how the groom kissed the bride

I heard that they lived happily in harmony
Anthony had become a nice husband
as he never complained nor even praised on anything
but he surely needed to change his door size every year

The Melancholy Girl and Me (inspired by childhood melancholy story i found in book)

one day i happened to pass by a house
i saw a girl was sitting in front of her computer
when i passed the house again for second time
she was still sittin in front of the computer
and excitingly typing the keyboard
i could hear the sound of her keyboard echoing outside
and i happened to conclude that she never went out to hang out
for she was always spending her time there at her room

the other week, i met the girl at my friend’s wedding party
she was there with all her friends
she looked so happy but sad
for some reasons i saw her crying on the corner alone

so i decided to give her flowers
just to tell her that she was the beautiful girl
on earth i ever met in my life time
and then she cried
i was thinking if i made mistake
but she said it wasnt my fault
she was touched by my sincere willing
since nobody had ever given her flower before in her life time
she was longing that time
well i was so special

but when she was about to kiss me
i forgot to tell her
that i was not human at all

The Apple Girl

the apple girl

I always remembered a big tall tree
that the height was like a 10 floor building
it was an apple tree, and it nurtured so many sweet apples
one day, i happened to come over the tree and i heard a girl crying
there was a girl on that top of the tallest tree on earth
I was trying to look above but the sunlight hurted my eyes
then i dodged my eyes

“Come on down!” I shouted but the girl kept crying.
“I’ll go for a help,” I yelled and i ran to seek someone to help her climbing down the tree.

when i got back with someone, the girl dissapeared.
And then I went to a small stall of cold juice down town
Then i met a young kid that asked me if I were approaching the tree

and he told me the story about the apple girl
that was so lonely, she was so nice and kind
but she didnt have someone to love her so she climbed up
the tallest tree with hope there’d be a man that would be
brave enough to climb all the way to tree to pick her up
and say ‘i love you’

she waited for years and years
but no one came to climb up
there were some men approaching the tree
but they only came to take the fruits fallen from the tree and went away

the girl cried all the time, wishing to God
to send her, a good soulmate as she had been longing

and God finnaly granted her wish
so He sent a man to the tree
the man saw the girl and was falling in love at the first sight
and there he climbed up the tree, but he fell
he shouted, “I love you! i’ll get you down here!’
he tried again and climbed harder as his hands were grazed by the tree
his head was slippered with sweat as he tried real hard to get the girl
there he climbed again and again
and his body was fully covered by sweat
he was so tired but he had not reach the branch yet
he was unaware that his hands were sweaty and the tree he climbed
became slippery
he fell down so hard
and his head crashed the stone
he died

and the girl always cried over night
till she died

***

(inspired by: Karen Marie White)

> ——————Girls————–
>
> ———–are like apples——
>
> ——-on trees. The best ones—–
>
> —–are at the top of the tree.—–
>
> —The boys dont want to reach—
>
> –for the good ones because they–
>
> -r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
>
> -Instead, they get the rotten apples-
>
> from the ground that arent as good,
>
> but easy. So the apples up top think
>
> something wrong w/ them when in
>
> -reality they’re amazing. They just–
>
> —have to wait for the right boy to
>
> —- come along, the one who’s-
>
> ———– brave enough to—–
>
> —————climb all———
>
> —————the way——–
>
> ————–to the top——–
>
> ————-of the tree.——–

Crazy Girl Went to Heaven

i had a story about a crazy girl
that was always lonely

she went to the department store
buying things for his new room
all by herself

she went to the very nice restaurant
to eat very good delicious steak
she was alone while others with their couples

she went to the cinema
watching horror movie
all by herself

she celebrated her birthday
with no one arround

she left in the dark
no one cared

she lighted a fire
no one was there

she cried out loud
nobody was home

she called someone
no one was looking at her

you stupid idiota!
ofcourse you were always alone
you are a ghost, dumbhead!!

and there she went flying up, to heaven
crying out loud for her misery and loneliness
complaining to God

blah blah blah

you deserve to die as a bitch
because of that melancholy life you had

Our Banner Day

(Inspired by Kiara Vulcano)

this world is shit

its filled with many rotten asses

dumbasses, bastards, fags, cunts, assholes

we are the ruler of this world

we cut men noodles and display it on church

worship it and drink the blood coming from it

we let it decayed

we wait for the maggots to eat the flesh

and we invite Elton John to see the ceremony

when he is going to go back home to England,

we give him a gift, a twin penisses

that’ll make him masturbate all the time

we take a walk to town at night

we see some motherfuckers raping girls on car

so we throw a molotov to the car

let it burn nice lighting the dark night

we buy cold beers and a pot

and enjoy the view of a beautiful ignition

the night is so warm

with the wailing of the burned down alive

Fuck This and That

(inspired by: Anthony Sullivan)

She met an ol’geezer saying he loved her
Fuck that!

she met a hot gay guy shes trying to rape
That fucked up!

She met a nice sissy boy wanting to become a nice friend
what the fuck!!

she tried to give him a song lyric “my lover er……”
she forgot the lyric and he shouted
SHIT!

She chatted the lesbian
Damn it fucked up!

She showed elmo emoticon which he hated so much
FUCK ELMO!

fuck this and that
Shit this and that

I’m sure the pastor would be so extremely happy to hire him as
church counselor

The Good Girl, Voodoo dolls, and Internet

(inspired by Lupiz)

we all know what was going on
that making me turn on and offline
like a mexican jumping bean
i hated it when it happened in the middle
of a very interesting point of my life
talking with my guy

so i was thinking of giving them a lesson
i’d buy a voodoo doll
i didnt know what would i do with it
but i’d surely find them genderless
or bald all part of the body in the next morning

they would realise they didnt have bones
I wondered if voodoo doll could do that
or probably they would just awake with no skin at all
or with split body
the worst was they still alive
and still had to go to work

all i had to do now was chanting
and cutting the doll into pieces

and the other day i found that
the internet ran so fast
but it wasnt that fast enough
so i bought another voodoo dolls
i would see if my internet would run raggingly fast
if i did the chanting to all employees there

life is a choice

So, Just Remember (inspired by Lupiz)

So, Just Remember
So the sun didn’t shine your way,
just remember there’s other days you can cut men genitals and display it on church.
So the food you ate made you want to choke
just remember that it’s worse than a bad joke that you will stick a man’s eyes with your fork.
So the water tastes spoiled,
just remember you could always boil a man’s head till the brain bursting out from the skull.
So the car you have is a blast,
just remember it’ll run out of gas and coincidentally bump an old lady to death.
So the psychic told you the future,
just remember you don’t have to believe her or you’ll cut her head off.
So the moon didn’t shine its light,
just remember there’s other nights you roam the earth raping virgins aand suck their blood.

yay! life’s good

The Pervert Bill

of all the most pervert guy on earth, there was one that really caught my eyes
he was the very fine man, with a complete series of dirty minds though
Bill was his name…
everytime he looked at anything, he saw only boobs and vagina
nobody knew what happened with that young man because…

when he looked at an ol’lady his noodle went on
when he looked at a park chair, his noodle went hard
when he looked at a decayed cat, his nipples went hard

all he could do was just to pull himself off again and again
he was so sad that no girl wanted to sleep with him
he was so handsome, only he had a horrendous bad breath

He’d do anything to clear his bad breath
till one day, a man offered him to come over his house
he told Bill that he had just won a lottery
and so he wanted to help Bill to eliminate his bad breath by buying Bill a very expensive mouth cleaner
It was like a vacuum cleaner, but smaller it costed about 100.000$, it said that it’d suck and disinfect the bacteria that had infected the throat or the source of Bill’s bad breath

Bill was so excited he wanted to rape the man
but he couldnt coz that man saved his life
he was so extremely happy, he wanted to rape almost everything
a washing machine, microwave, television, dog, chicken, snake, fish, trees
he wanted to rape almost everything, he even wanted to prick a mice hole

fucking this and that except women made Bill suffer
so in the following morning, Bill wanted to try his new stuff
he turned on his mouth vacuum cleaner and put it inside his mouth
unawared that the speed was set to highest

the air whirled fast sucking the breath and unfortunately inside organs as well
his lungs, his heart, intestines, and all of them