The Pervert Bill

of all the most pervert guy on earth, there was one that really caught my eyes
he was the very fine man, with a complete series of dirty minds though
Bill was his name…
everytime he looked at anything, he saw only boobs and vagina
nobody knew what happened with that young man because…

when he looked at an ol’lady his noodle went on
when he looked at a park chair, his noodle went hard
when he looked at a decayed cat, his nipples went hard

all he could do was just to pull himself off again and again
he was so sad that no girl wanted to sleep with him
he was so handsome, only he had a horrendous bad breath

He’d do anything to clear his bad breath
till one day, a man offered him to come over his house
he told Bill that he had just won a lottery
and so he wanted to help Bill to eliminate his bad breath by buying Bill a very expensive mouth cleaner
It was like a vacuum cleaner, but smaller it costed about 100.000$, it said that it’d suck and disinfect the bacteria that had infected the throat or the source of Bill’s bad breath

Bill was so excited he wanted to rape the man
but he couldnt coz that man saved his life
he was so extremely happy, he wanted to rape almost everything
a washing machine, microwave, television, dog, chicken, snake, fish, trees
he wanted to rape almost everything, he even wanted to prick a mice hole

fucking this and that except women made Bill suffer
so in the following morning, Bill wanted to try his new stuff
he turned on his mouth vacuum cleaner and put it inside his mouth
unawared that the speed was set to highest

the air whirled fast sucking the breath and unfortunately inside organs as well
his lungs, his heart, intestines, and all of them

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