(inspired by Lupiz)
we all know what was going on
that making me turn on and offline
like a mexican jumping bean
i hated it when it happened in the middle
of a very interesting point of my life
talking with my guy
so i was thinking of giving them a lesson
i’d buy a voodoo doll
i didnt know what would i do with it
but i’d surely find them genderless
or bald all part of the body in the next morning
they would realise they didnt have bones
I wondered if voodoo doll could do that
or probably they would just awake with no skin at all
or with split body
the worst was they still alive
and still had to go to work
all i had to do now was chanting
and cutting the doll into pieces
and the other day i found that
the internet ran so fast
but it wasnt that fast enough
so i bought another voodoo dolls
i would see if my internet would run raggingly fast
if i did the chanting to all employees there
Well now if only all the internet providers could read this. The internet would be fuckin’ awesomely super fast all the time. Watch out you pesky providers.