The memorable fat girl

The floor was shaking when she walked on it
the trees were falling down when she jumped
but she was the most beautiful girl on earth
only she was so fat like a huge baloon

she won the miss world contest
she got Brad Pitt fall in love with her
She made George Bush deployed all armies in iraq
she was everything she wanted to be

she ate alot
she ate mickey D’s and ordered 15 big macs for lunch and dinner every sunday
she ate chinese foods alot 10 times a day
and a bowl of fruit salad the night before she slept
that was her most strict diet ever

she never ran she never did work out either
she always sat on her couch watching tv
though she hang her awards on the wall
the most fat girl on earth

and the next month she gained 100 more pounds
she had invitation to visit england royal castle
to meet prince william that wanted to marry her
she dressed up real nice as her boobs were bigger than her head
she had to make her own dress

there she went to england
she made the plane losed half of the passenger
as she weighted so much she had to sit on a special place
but that wouldnt matter coz queen of England paid for all things

and she arrived at the royal palace
but queen had to construct her front door before she could enter the palace
so queen decided to destroy the door and make a big hole for her to enter
and she was invited to the feast
she ate alot as she was really deeply falling in love with the charm of prince of England
she ate piles of meats that was served for her
it meant big piles of meat, as high as the 2nd floor
she ate it excitedly
and when the queen talked about the marriage plan
she was so happy that she blew herself up
and there was bloody meat all over the place

The melancholy death of an ugly comic boy

(dedicated to: the ugly comic boy i’ve ever met in my life time, die you cunt!)
the comic boy wore a very fine dress
he wore his favorite suit black and grey
he always went to the comic store to buy comics
he even bought some action figrures to decorate his room
but he had a bad cough that always disturbed him in sleep

one day he wanted to make comic
he bought a pencil
he chew the pencil till it became sharp
sharper than a knife
he chew both pencil side, up and down
both were so sharp, he could tear the paper with it
so he went carefully to draw

as he began to draw a line his cough came back
he coughed so bad, and the pencil stabbed his right eye
as he coughed so bad, moving his body forward excessively
the pencil went further in

he pulled the pencil out from his eye with a loud scream
as it was terrifyingly hurting so much
but he couldnt help his bad cough
that doctor said his lung was blackened
he cough bad again, the pencil stabbed his left eyes
and went deep as he coughed
he desperately pulled his pencil out from his eye with a wailing
and there was silence after awhile

the smashed holey eye balls rolled out from the eyes to the desk
and fell down to the floor
his cat passed by and found the eye balls on floor
it was like a very delicious meal
it was like eggs poured with tomato sauce
and there the cat ate the balls excitedly
as the comic boy was losing so much blood from his holey eyes place
and his spirit was the part of the comic sky

The melancholy imbecile guy and the boobs

The melancholy imbecile guy and boobs

He went to the beach every saturday
to peek on naked girls swimming on beach
wishing them to be eaten by sharks
and hoping the shark will leave the boobs part
alive

the imbecile guy would spend his day
just to watch and examine
he prayed to God and even the lord of Sharks
to come up slaughter those girls

and a girl went to the beach, unclothed
she was so happily swimming
there was a menacing huge shark below the water
and that imbecile guy waited excitedly
as the shark began to open its mouth wide
and bited off the stomach to leg part from the girl’s body
and it went again eating the head-shoulder part
the shark left the boobs part and
the imbecile guy was extremely happy that God granted his prayer

he collected the bloody slimy boobs
and dragged it back home
put it on his bed where piles decayed boobs lied
the imbecile guy masturbated every day
as he sucked dry the nipples every hour

The melancholy wedding day

The melancholy wedding day
(inspired by Jamie Lamarra)

And now that day has come
or has not come to pass, who cares
i just want to spit it out whats on my mind
you fool shut your trap!

And now that day has come
When i have to wear my white-yelowish gown
to the altar and state my vows

I’d wear my heavy sharp pointy heel glasses shoes
and i’d step on my groom’s shoes and say I LOVE YOU
I’d let Jamie Lamarra become the wedding singer
coz he said so what ever happened, he’d like
to be the wedding singer
well, i’d let him be, and i’d even pair him with
a cementary band to sing hell songs
in  my wedding day

i’d play my poem, say it out loud
i’d scream it angrily at the top of my voice
with a crazy look in my eyes
and a psycho glance to everyone attending the day
i’d even get a wedding cake knife and express what i felt
i’d psychopatically brandish it everytime my poem reach the climax

i’d even bite the head off the bride and groom’s cake decoration
making it a memorable day in my life time
that no one would forget

what a wonderful day it would be

a memorable wedding day

The melancholy ambition of a broken heart

i walked on the empty floor
with a strange look of revenge
to those who kept the hurt lied to deep
i brought my gun and was ready to shoot

thinking of the easiest way to kill myself
after a long time being lonely

i ate too much fast food to die
but i didnt die
i ate too much noodles with lots of MSG and potasium carbonate
but i didnt die
i ate too much vegetable with pesticide
but i didnt die
yet

so i better shoot my head right now
but i’ll be back alive
in a cartoon movie you freak!
I’d let a 10.000 lbs of concrete to fall over your head
smiting you to shit\
i’d put you in a small box and
I’d let the aircraft carrier ran over the box
and we’d be holding hands together
in our way to hell!

I took you to the deepest hot hell
to meet lucifer and ask him to recruit you
i’d even let him rape you!
and happyly i told you
that im still alive and not dead yet!
i’d be back to the earth leaving you having sex with the prince of darkness
I’d be waiting for your giving birth news at my cozy room
you gay bitch!
I love my life, im not the one who should die
simply because its my life

there i went to my room, putting the gun on the desk drawer
and sleeping on bed in peace and harmony

The melancholy wedding warlock

Those days were the best of my life
when i had those tiny paintings of you
i made a book based by your story
i put your pictures everywhere even on my toilet
till i gave up forever on you

you left me with my pathetic sad story
and you went away with her
you invited me on your glorious wedding day
i even ate my favorite food at the reception

damn you made me sick
you made me want to stab your head
and cut it off to pieces with a blunt knife
i felt i want to collect your eyes
and display it on my wardrobe
i even wanted to drink your blood!
and fart at your dead corpse
then rape your girl

just to show you how i loved you in the past!!

A melancholy death of a desperate girl

i got a dream
a very terrible dream
that i found someone true to me
what a silly dream it was
that i found someone fell in love
it was hard to believe as i always walk alone

yesterday was worse
i met someone thats fooly crazy about me
i didnt wish that
was that because the dream i had

God why did u give me that dream
when i was about to walk away and survive
so now its coming back again
that im feeling like a f**king idiot
with the need of being wanted
with the need of being loved

lets just jump off the roof top and die
lets just have a suicide bomb and shatter
lets just bang head to the spiky wall
and die slowly

cant believe im still alive
and my heart was pinched telling me
i need someone

just damn it give me that flower

damn it give me that ring

you stupid retarded

Give all your heart inside out
or I will tear your stomach
taking out your intenstine
and strangling your neck with it

you! yes you! you are the one.

I will tear you…………………

and there I went to the corner

tore my own stomach, took out my intestines and strangled my neck with it